You missed us. You missed us, did not you? I get it. Glad Wednesday everybody. So Joe Biden had an enormous win on Tremendous Tuesday. He awakened. I imply, take into account the choice. However the president did lose American Samoa, and when he came upon, he stated: It is a disgrace I actually like their cookies.
In the meantime, Donald Trump went 14-1, dropping solely Vermont. Vermont has a inhabitants of over at 645,000 folks or as Trump calls them: Complete losers. Nikki Haley has suspended her presidential marketing campaign after a collection of Tremendous Tuesday losses. She acquired 46 delegates in comparison with Trump’s 731, and he or she nonetheless known as it successful, proving as soon as once more, ladies cannot do math. Oh oh. Shut up!
Based on a report, the Biden administration has secretly flown 320,000 unlawful aliens to 43 airports. Joe claims they’ve quite a bit in widespread with these folks since they do not communicate English both. Hahaha. Charles Barkley stated he would punch Black folks within the face for sporting Trump mugshot T-shirts. Fortunately, his victims will not have to fret about him having any rings. Yeah.
Woke officers on the Division of Veterans Affairs moved to ban from company buildings that iconic picture of a World Struggle II Occasions Sq. kiss. You see that. Saying it was now not acceptable for as we speak’s navy. So that they’re changing it with this. After rising from a coma final summer time, Madonna claims she spoke with God, who stated: Oh my, me. Come on, Kat, that was humorous.
KAT TIMPF: I like Madonna.
I do know, however oh, my me is humorous to me anyway. Governor DeSantis introduced Florida will likely be cracking down on this yr’s spring break festivities. Now, underage coeds seeking to get drunk and have intercourse must return to school. It is true.
Hillary Clinton is telling voters to simply accept the truth that Biden is outdated and reelect him anyway, and Invoice instructed Hillary to simply accept the truth that he’ll spring break.
Instagram was down for almost 4 hours yesterday, leaving many no different selection however to ask folks straight in the event that they like how their butt appears. It is all it is good for. Fb additionally suffered a widespread outage, with nearly half 1,000,000 customers reporting they could not entry their accounts. It is the primary time something has gone down on them.
TYRUS: You are in uncommon type tonight.
Yeah.
TYRUS: Wow.
It is the antibiotics. Kyrsten Sinema is not going to search reelection to the USA Senate. She is going to, nevertheless, rent a brand new wardrobe marketing consultant.
TYRUS: No matter occurred to him?
I do not know, RIP. An Oregon girl earned a Guinness World Document for her unusually massive tongue, which measured over 5 inches round. In her acceptance speech, she stated: Flap, flap flap, flap. All proper, let’s do a monologue.
So, with Trump cruising to victory within the primaries and Biden’s sluggish implosion, we should always as soon as once more get used to seeing the media’s curiously timed tales that may bash the Don. This week’s comes from Rolling Stone. For those who do not do not forget that journal, it sucks.
NOT JUST COCAINE: SECRET SERVICE REVEALS ANOTHER BANNED SUBSTANCE WAS FOUND IN BIDEN’S WHITE HOUSE
Their latest piece claims that the Trump White Home was rife with drug use. The headline reads “Trump’s White Home was ‘Awash in Velocity’ — and Xanax,” primarily saying that Trump’s White Home isn’t any completely different than the Rolling Stone workplaces. However this is what’s bizarre. What led the rag to look into this was a report launched in January by the Protection Division detailing how the White Home Medical Unit managed medication throughout the Trump administration. How good of the Protection Division to rat them out. Speak about proof of a deep state. That data got here from the Protection Division earlier than an election. It is nearly as if the timing and launch was meant to undermine one candidate. Looks as if an enormous deal, proper?
That is the ******* Protection Division, folks. There’s nothing else so that you can give attention to. They left billions of {dollars} in navy tools in Afghanistan, and so they’re nervous about some Ambien use by some flack within the West Wing. Lloyd Austin did not present up for per week. And so they’re involved {that a} White Home staffer copped a Xanax 4 years in the past. Do not you may have higher issues to do? Like using an activist to supervise nuclear power waste disposal? This man with stickier fingers than Jeffrey Toobin.
I do know, the piece concludes that White Home docs did not adjust to federal steerage by meting out non-emergency, managed meds resembling Ambien and Provigil, with out verifying the affected person’s id. Now, for individuals who do not know, Provigil get you out of the Ambien haze after a protracted flight, which is regular for anybody ready that requires touring like reporters and politicians and the drug mules who provide Dana Perino together with her progress hormone. Yeah. And why did Rolling Stone do to fill within the lacking particulars, name the unnamed supply division.
SECRET SERVICE CLOSES WHITE HOUSE COCAINE INVESTIGATION, SAYS IT IS ‘NOT ABLE’ TO IDENTIFY SUSPECT
So, I’m wondering, would these be the identical unnamed sources who gave us Russian collusion, who instructed us the laptop computer from hell was faux, or those telling us that behind closed doorways Joe Biden is sharp as ever. I am beginning to assume the unnamed supply is one one that’s only a grasp of disguise. However I suppose it is quite a bit simpler to lie when no one is aware of who you’re.
However what if it is true anyway? You realize what it exhibits. It exhibits that even with regards to medication, the Trumpers beat the Bidens fingers down. While you assume of the present White Home, you consider Hunter and coke and no matter they pump into Joe to maintain them upright. Now, as anybody who’s been round a person is aware of, cocaine is a drug that makes you babble incoherently, makes you assume you are smarter than you’re, extra vital than you’re simply general higher than you’re. Which is why on the road it is often called Jesse.
TYRUS: No stone unturned tonight.
Sure, however whereas the Bidens focus on a drug based mostly on escaping your failures, apparently the Trump White Home was taking medication to permit them to work tougher.
HUNTER BIDEN’S GUN POUCH HAD COCAINE RESIDUE ON IT, PROSECUTORS SAY
At the Biden White Home, folks did medication to deal with a dull boss. On the Trump White Home they did medication to maintain up with a maniac. The article claims Trumpers took stimulants as a result of they wanted an power enhance after a late night time, or only a decide me as much as deal with one other day at a uniquely nerve-racking job. I get it, it is why I spike our workplace water cooler with Ritalin. But it surely additionally claims some Trumpers took Xanax to appease themselves whereas enduring the sky excessive ranges of stress within the highest strain setting in America.
So, they have been utilizing it as meant. Wow, there is a story. What a scandal. What’s subsequent? An exposé on the usage of lice combs on John Bolton’s mustache? The common functions of flea powder on Amorosa? I do know and but these two writers assume that is an election yr scoop, writing that, “With Trump pushing to return to energy… a full accounting of the misuse of highly effective stimulants and sedatives is not only a matter of historic curiosity. It is a preview of a really attainable future.”
So now, Rolling Stone, after a long time of glorifying informal drug use, is nervous concerning the misuse of stimulants. Do they not bear in mind who ran Rolling Stone? Jann Wenner. Hell a 2017 bio particulars how coke was in all places within the workplace. If Wenner “heard an workplace door slam, his Pavlovian response was to go discover out who was doing cocaine with out him.”
TYRUS: Rattling.
What occurred to you, Rolling Stone? It is best to change your title to kidney stone, you ossified ****. However neglect Rolling Stone’s previous. What concerning the media’s current? Do the 2 dimwits who wrote this dreck understand that they only described the medication that gas their whole career? Xanax and Adderall are so entrenched within the info business, they drug take a look at you to be sure you’re on them.
HUNTER BIDEN’S PHONE CONTAINED MULTIPLE PHOTOS OF COCAINE, CRACK COCAINE AND DRUG PARAPHERNALIA: DOJ
So what if a few of Trump’s employees acquired prescriptions? You’d want a stimulant, too for those who have been round Mike Pence all day.
Truth is, the one factor greater than Hunter throughout the Biden White Home has been the value of eggs, oh, and Trump’s present ballot numbers. Which is the rationale why these tales are popping up. Joe is in serious trouble, so anticipate each attainable shot to be launched at Massive Orange. Lawfare, faux allegations, extra intercourse, extra medication, extra urine. It is already making me nostalgic for Larry Kudlow’s sizzling tub.
As Trump racks up main wins they will get increasingly more determined. And that is coming from me, folks, not some unnamed supply.