Sure. I really like you too. I really like you and I really like you. Pleased Wednesday everybody. So keep in mind these tales you hear a couple of firefighter who units a hearth so he can journey in and save the day, however as an alternative the home burns down. That jogs my memory of Joe and the border. He torches the border, and now we’re speculated to belief the identical man who began this raging blaze to place it out? You realize, it is like believing O.J. when he mentioned he was going to seek out his spouse’s killer.
TYRUS: He is nonetheless trying.
Sure. He’s. So will we give him extra matches and fuel, or search for somebody with a hearth extinguisher and a pulse? That is the query Joe Biden requested America yesterday throughout a speech that jogged my memory of Winston Churchill, primarily as a result of Winston Churchill can also be useless.
PRESIDENT BIDEN TUESDAY: All indications are this invoice will not even transfer ahead to the Senate ground. Why? A easy purpose Donald Trump. As a result of Donald Trump thinks it is unhealthy for him politically… He’d reasonably weaponize this problem than truly resolve it… Trump and the MAGA Republicans mentioned no as a result of they’re afraid of Donald Trump, afraid of Donald Trump… Republicans should determine who do they serve? Donald Trump or the American folks… Every single day between now and November, the American individuals are going to know that the one purpose the border is just not safe is Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican associates… Of us, we have to maneuver previous this poisonous politics.
That’s superb. Initially, he asks, who do the Republicans serve? That is the man carrying the Ukrainian flag as a result of they gave cash to his child. Who do you serve? However the quick time period buzz of this woke posturing inevitably gave option to the truth hangover that was seen yesterday on the president’s face. Take a look at him. It is painful to observe. It is obtained to the purpose that now Joe simply barks MAGA each time he cannot make an actual argument. Fortunate for him, it is solely two syllables. Even luckier, Trump is just one, but it surely’s his reply for all the things. He is like a intercourse addict who solely is aware of one place, and we are the ones getting screwed.
However it appears one thing has lastly dawned on Joe that spiteful anti-Trump tantrum he threw when he took workplace, reversing roughly 90 Trump-era border insurance policies has now develop into the defining characteristic of his administration, and he is develop into a melting, indignant ice sculpture. After which there’s Homeland Safety Director Alejandro Mayorkas. Sorry, it is exhausting to provide a thumbs as much as a person who seems to be like a thumb. He is failed miserably to defend our borders. So when the Home of Representatives voted Tuesday night to question him, it ought to have been what determine skaters name a slam dunk, however three Republicans, these fellows proper right here in your display screen, joined the Dems in voting towards what would have been the second ever impeachment of a sitting cupboard official.
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So write down these names so you may vote towards them, or at the very least signal them up on Grindr. Our viewers does not know Grindr and good for you. Mike Gallagher posted on X why he voted towards impeachment: “Creating a brand new, decrease normal for impeachment… Will set a harmful new precedent that might be weaponized towards future Republican administrations. It would solely additional pry open the Pandora’s field of perpetual impeachment…” So that you get this, folks. These GOP defectors did not vote to question Trump and did not vote to question as a result of it will result in the Dems doing it as effectively. Can we reside within the twilight zone, sir Gallagher? The Dems already impeached Trump not as soon as, however twice. Did we already overlook that. Is Biden’s dementia contagious? Does MAGA now stand for Making Alzheimer’s Nice Once more? What an argument. We do not wish to hit them as a result of they’re going to hit us again. Nicely, then why are you within the rattling ring? You are combating for us, keep in mind?
Anyway, Republicans say they’re going to attempt their hand at impeaching Mayorkas once more, possibly in just a few years when our southern border begins at Nebraska. Yeah, however like I informed my assistant when she needed a break day for her mom’s funeral, do not maintain your breath. However it’s not likely about Mayorkas, it is about Joe. We would not have this disaster had Biden not rescinded Trump’s border insurance policies and simply left Stay in Mexico in place. He prefers his coverage of stay in basement as an alternative. The issue with yesterday was that it ignored one un-ignorable truth, this catastrophe was not occurring beneath Trump, and that the Republican Home now are as weak as Jerry Nadler sphincter. If there’s one factor institution Republicans like to do, it is lose gracefully, however as they lose, so will we. Money strapped native governments at the moment are spending billions for the care and feeding of recent arrivals, with no work permits and restricted job expertise and fewer respect for the regulation than Ilhan Omar on her wedding ceremony evening.
TYRUS: Rattling.
I do not even know what which means. The video of two NYPD cops assaulted by Venezuelan thugs exposes the problem that Dems had labeled racist only for bringing it up. Migrant crime. So Venezuela empties its prisons and we get a criminal offense wave. What did you anticipate? They broke the legal guidelines in their very own nation, and now they’re free to roam in an even bigger, richer nation. It is like providing a free bucket of fried Twinkies after which shocked that Pleasure Behar exhibits up. On the overseas coverage entrance, Biden’s determined to hyperlink securing the border to funding for overseas wars. Now, let me get this straight. Russia’s at conflict with Ukraine. Hamas terrorists slaughtered Israeli residents. Oh, yeah, Joe, it is Hamas.
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PRESIDENT BIDEN TUESDAY: There may be some motion and I do not need, I do not wish to, effectively possibly select my phrases. There’s some motion, there’s been a response from the, there’s been a response from the opposition, however umm, sure, I am sorry, from Hamas.
KAT TIMPF: Oh my God.
Fast, any individual get smelling salts after which put them in a bit woman’s hair. That is not good. That’s so not good. A minimum of he did not say excessive MAGA Republicans. It is Hamas, you dumb ass. Possibly ease up on the embalming fluid. It isn’t even humorous anymore, actually, I really feel unhealthy saying that as a result of I, that is horrible. However these phrases imply America apparently does not get a southern border. If anyone can clarify to me how this works. I promised to provide you Brian Kilmeade’s, house telephone quantity. He goes to mattress at 8:30. So these international locations, they’ve sacred borders, however America’s seems to be like Walmart on a Black Friday. After all, the specialists will say, look, man, you bought to battle the unhealthy guys over there so they do not come right here. Effective, I get that. However why not make it more durable for them to get in right here earlier than they flee from the wars that we’re combating there?
I do know, I do know. It makes an excessive amount of sense, like muting your TV each time Jesse’s on. The reality is, a border disaster is like luminol for the crime scene that’s the Biden administration. It is detecting blood throughout, and Joe’s alibi is holding up about in addition to the border itself. Due to his incurable TDS, Joe has managed to make our border as incontinent as he’s. Can he cease the stream in any respect? I wager we’ll get the identical outdated reply, Relies upon.